Pig-Con Delta Averted!

Through our efforts this weekend, I’m pleased to announce that Pig-Con Delta was averted.  I received this traffic from the Kulinary Command Battle Staff (KCBS) commander to let me know that we have completed this exercise and that we’ll be doing it again next year. 

EXERCISE    EXERCISE    EXERCISE 

CLASSIFICATION: LUDICROUS

TO: TASK FORCE BACKWOODS

FROM:  KULINARY COMMAND BATTLE STAFF (KCBS) 

SUBJECT: OPERATION HICKORY SMOKE III

1. BY ORDER OF LIEUTENANT GENERAL HARWOOD “LUMPY” CHARKOAL, COMMANDER KCBS, ALL “PRO JUNIOR” FORCES ARE DIRECTED TO STAND DOWN AND RESUME NORMAL OPERATIONS. 

2. ASSUME POSTURE: PIG-CON ALPHA   

3. THE COMMANDER AND HIS ENTIRE STAFF EXPRESSES THEIR DEEP APPRECIATION FOR YOUR PATRIOTISM AND DEDICATION TO THE MISSION (REAL WORLD).  DUE TO YOUR EXORDINARY EFFORTS, ADVERSARY “GRUMBLING BELLY” HAS BEEN SUPPRESSED.

4. FOR FUTURE PLANNING PURPOSES, EXPECT AN RFF (REQUEST FOR FOOD) FROM KCBS ON OR ABOUT 23 OCT 2012.  THIS RFF WILL INCLUDE DIRECTION FOR TF BACKWOODS TO EXERCISE DEPLOYMENT OF THE RAGING INFERNO BRIQUETTE SYSTEM (RIBS) AS A CONCEPT DEMONSTRATOR.

END OF MESSAGE

CLASSIFICATION: LUDICROUS

EXERCISE    EXERCISE    EXERCISE

I never served, but I can support those who do.  And the best part is that I can do it with something that I love to do;  BBQ!

Cheers,
Braddog 

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